I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
Friends. SCORE 213
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
You said you’d never forget! SCORE 199
How marriage works. SCORE 66
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
How people see me. SCORE 233
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
All the Navies! SCORE 172
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
Seems legit. SCORE 150
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
a song about quarks! feat. Hank from side show by vlog SCORE 10
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
That awkward moment when… SCORE 138
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
In an alternate universe. SCORE 72
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
Please be troll. SCORE 230
I love you. SCORE 20
Accurate. SCORE 257
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
College life. SCORE 158
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
