One does not simply leave bubble wrap untouched. SCORE 245
The awesome moment when you buy good headphones and discover new instruments in a song. SCORE 329
I love fajitas. SCORE 226
My father’s death will soon be avenged. SCORE 252
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 276
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 195
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
Life in the 90’s. SCORE 451
Realistic snack food names. SCORE 257
The truth about this summer’s movies. SCORE 98
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
Trolling your significant other. SCORE 304
How girls’ purses work. SCORE 285
Physiological effects of alcohol. SCORE 229
A dogs life. SCORE 134
Cats Cab. SCORE 203
The douchebag’s guide to riding a motorcycle. SCORE 174
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
Glam rock. SCORE 157
That’s Dr. Chihuahua to you! SCORE 170
I’ve been betray! SCORE 338
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
When you run out of shows to watch. SCORE 237
And then I died… SCORE 203
This never happens. SCORE 156
Conundrum. SCORE 210
Know the difference. SCORE 194
Let’s play a game… SCORE 259
I’d love to hangout, but I have to go sit in my house by myself. SCORE 181
Your dad has owls-heimers! SCORE 169
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
WUT? SCORE 268