The closest I’ll ever get to playing a violin. SCORE 110
Luke, I am… SCORE 123
The proper way to eat pumpkin pie. SCORE 128
The future. SCORE 172
That’s what your mom said. SCORE 232
Girls be like. SCORE 10
Wasted. SCORE 6
Multi-purpose racket. SCORE 105
Way below average… SCORE 221
Complex carbohydrates. SCORE 115
When my name’s in a math problem. SCORE 182
Sloth too lazy to eat. SCORE 95
In the Beginning… SCORE 169
Dog zen. SCORE 11
Damn you, Ikea… SCORE 13
Rap Has Changed SCORE 130
Doctors’ notes. SCORE 135
Top Soccer Shootout Ever SCORE 15
Meet Kristina Chesterman. SCORE 204
The worst part about driving in the summertime. SCORE 15
The power of keyboard cat SCORE 0
Girl problems. SCORE 243
Anything can be a sexy Halloween costume. SCORE 5
Why T-Rex can’t clap his hands. SCORE 113
Witherspoon? SCORE 188
Master of trolls. SCORE 20
Well, I feel insignificant now. SCORE 116
This happens way too often… SCORE 200
Nutella and I. SCORE 9
The Sahara Toilet. SCORE 14
If Disney princesses were sloths SCORE 97
Europeans Trying to Dodge the Spoilers SCORE -2