honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 31
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 20
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
security is tight around here SCORE 31
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
look, it’s not you, it’s me SCORE 23
dang, i got all excited for nothing SCORE 24
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
they do WHAT with the snow?! SCORE 29
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
she’s just trying to not let it go SCORE 14
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
a shell of a guy SCORE 30
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
various subjects: “but you have heard of me” SCORE 23
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 30
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
everything is just fine SCORE 19
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
have a good one eh SCORE 17
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39