Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Military grade leggings SCORE 60
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Did humanity learn nothing from the Terminator franchise??? SCORE 27
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Sports! SCORE 42
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
What murder? SCORE 45
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
The system works SCORE 51
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
And cheese SCORE 26
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Proceed SCORE 30
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -34
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Fatality SCORE 40
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Honestly a great question SCORE 24
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
Have I learned nothing? SCORE 40