she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
important psa SCORE 44
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 36
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
bad ass SCORE 38
i am this dog SCORE 20
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
oh wow SCORE 49
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
5 days a week SCORE 45
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
too late SCORE 38
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
he made his choice SCORE 43
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
there were no survivors SCORE 37
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
pebble and roll SCORE 65
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
