Pardon me good sir. SCORE 150
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
This needs to happen. SCORE 268
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
When penguins get married. SCORE 181
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Accurate. SCORE 257
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
Finally. SCORE 344
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 122
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Why English is hard to learn. SCORE 183
