i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
fancy af SCORE 10
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
boom SCORE 12
whatever it takes SCORE 16
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
we make each other laugh SCORE 23
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
one is never an option SCORE 10
therapy burn SCORE 29
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
have it their way SCORE 16
dreams are fun SCORE 28
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
not a high success rate SCORE 25
til death do us part SCORE 22
enter my what now? SCORE 27
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
the astley paradox SCORE 19
all natural SCORE 22