Posted unironically on a friend’s mom’s Instagram page SCORE 80
I hate you and goodbye SCORE 94
haha today might be the day SCORE 106
This Uber driver… SCORE 77
German wifi is the wurst SCORE 98
When you are a messy eater SCORE 53
Works like a charm SCORE 68
Solid choice SCORE 61
Amazing soccer ball maneuver SCORE 140
The new boss is super intimidating SCORE 84
Thanks Obama. SCORE 196
A time for everything SCORE 72
Marshmallow Ron Swanson SCORE 192
Met the dog for the first time SCORE 84
Finally achieved world peas SCORE 104
I didn’t make this SCORE 91
Seriously, what the hell is going on? SCORE 133
gamer grillz SCORE 114
Hogwarts magic SCORE 101
She almost made it. SCORE 86
Boy being adopted asks family to dress like superheroes for adoption day. They do. SCORE 158
Of course it’s Florida SCORE 78
New diseases SCORE 52
A single drop of seawater magnified x25 SCORE 73
This newspaper I found in my dad’s things SCORE 88
A tragedy of Shakespearean proportions SCORE 79
Goals. SCORE 83
Making friends in class SCORE 154
When you move too much and the snap filter comes off. SCORE 67
April fools! SCORE 75
Meanwhile on Tinder SCORE 145
Hey, I’m Christian SCORE 61