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Scumbag+ducks.
18th+century+Norwegian+tree+house.
18th century Norwegian tree house. SCORE 24
I+could+be+a+health+teacher.
I could be a health teacher. SCORE 25
A+jumbo+elephant+carefully+climbing+a+wall+to+steal+mangoes+from+a+safari+lodge%26%238217%3Bs+tree.
A jumbo elephant carefully climbing a wall to steal mangoes from a safari lodge’s tree. SCORE 31
The+future+is+currently+unsupported%26%238230%3B
The future is currently unsupported… SCORE 24
%5Bbutt%5Dernut+squash.
[butt]ernut squash. SCORE 24
Haw-Yee
Haw-Yee SCORE 29
And+my+vote.
And my vote. SCORE 28
The+birbs+will+protect.
The birbs will protect. SCORE 27
Mask+up+Georgie.
Mask up Georgie. SCORE 13
There%26%238217%3Bs+a+Darth+Vader+head+gargoyle+on+the+Washington+Cathedral
There’s a Darth Vader head gargoyle on the Washington Cathedral SCORE 21
A+girl+wearing+a+Supergirl+costume+pays+respects+at+RBG%26%238217%3Bs+casket.
A girl wearing a Supergirl costume pays respects at RBG’s casket. SCORE 30
4D+chess+is+hard+to+keep+track+of%26%238230%3B.
4D chess is hard to keep track of…. SCORE 22
Generally.
Generally. SCORE 22
People+on+unemployment+since+April+have+paid+more+taxes%26%238230%3B
People on unemployment since April have paid more taxes… SCORE 24
First+ever+documented+rage+quit
First ever documented rage quit SCORE 23
Message+received.
Message received. SCORE 22
%2Agreetings+in+parseltongue%2A
*greetings in parseltongue* SCORE 32
Sing+me+the+song+of+someone+elses+people.
Sing me the song of someone elses people. SCORE 22
Get+ya+hair+did.
Get ya hair did. SCORE 26
Well+hello+baby%26%238230%3B
Well hello baby… SCORE 26
Big+Gulp
Big Gulp SCORE 16
Gotta+hit+my+calorie+goals+for+the+day.
Gotta hit my calorie goals for the day. SCORE 26
SCIENCE+IS+WOKE%21
SCIENCE IS WOKE! SCORE 29
Highly+effective+fencing.
Highly effective fencing. SCORE 25
You+can+die+making+decisions+like+that%2C+lady.
You can die making decisions like that, lady. SCORE 23
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+nice+boulder%26%238230%3B
It’s a nice boulder… SCORE 30
Meet+the+quota%26%238230%3B
Meet the quota… SCORE 26
We+must+go%21
We must go! SCORE 23
I+love+a+good+pile+of+carrots.
I love a good pile of carrots. SCORE 19
Flesh+tone+Crayola+keeping+things+fresh.
Flesh tone Crayola keeping things fresh. SCORE 21
HR+dept.+would+like+a+word%26%238230%3B
HR dept. would like a word… SCORE 21
Just+pre-covid+things%26%238230%3B
Just pre-covid things… SCORE 10
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This+film+never+gets+old.
This film never gets old. SCORE 87
Never+thought+I%26%238217%3Bd+miss+him
Never thought I’d miss him SCORE 119
He%26%238217%3Bs+finally+not+scared+of+the+pool
He’s finally not scared of the pool SCORE 107
A+family+can+be+a+father%2C+a+son%2C+and+a+labyrinth
A family can be a father, a son, and a labyrinth SCORE 156
Peacock+feather+under+a+microscope
Peacock feather under a microscope SCORE 120
Don%26%238217%3Bt+trust+the+cats%21
Don’t trust the cats! SCORE 85
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