The necklace I bought at an Imagine Dragons concert…Very Original Design. SCORE 14
Society’s ugly SCORE 21
Surprise me. SCORE 134
Applied Theoretical Physics SCORE 4
This is the Skycycle, a ride in Japan that is pedal powered. SCORE 283
Basically. SCORE 171
You stand no chance! SCORE 162
Mom was right about a lot of things. SCORE 229
I got 99 problems. SCORE 172
Returned… SCORE 14
How are you feeling today? SCORE 64
Ohhhh! So THAT’s how it works! SCORE 406
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden SCORE 321
That’s a striking resemblance. SCORE 310
Canceling plans. SCORE 222
Every time I spend the night at my girlfriend’s… SCORE 187
Where they are now… SCORE 30
Eargasm Worthy SCORE -7
The world’s quietest room. SCORE 384
If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning… SCORE 265
Exactly. SCORE 170
Oh Google. SCORE 224
Every time. SCORE 294
The Times Photoshoot. SCORE 282
After graduating top of my class SCORE 214
Just a puppy. SCORE 148
STAR TREK HELP ME! SCORE 5
There’s no food left in the house SCORE 116
I hate clothing tags. SCORE 171
My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. SCORE 191
You are so cute… SCORE 335
My heart just melted. SCORE 82
