When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94
They Started Out As Just A Potamus SCORE 64
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Arby’s… SCORE 92
The Moment You Realize You Don’t Want Children SCORE 73
You had me at “ruse” SCORE 108
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Moves like Jagger SCORE 90
Git Gud SCORE 118
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
Don’t forget the Dibs ice cream SCORE 89
Each booth is an alternate reality. SCORE 102
heroes SCORE 54
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
It’s not that hard to Google it to confirm. SCORE 69
She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 66
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Totally SCORE 87
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
Open At Your Own Risk SCORE 93
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
The Louvre, USA. SCORE 61
They know who we are.. SCORE 82
Anatomy of a Greyhound SCORE 31
