I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. SCORE -48
Camas Prairie, Idaho at sunset. SCORE 242
Licky Clam SCORE 5
I named my dog “5 miles” SCORE 121
Snakes can fly?! SCORE 159
Thanks, smoke alarm. SCORE 238
How dinosaurs are made. SCORE 208
Baby pandas. SCORE 154
Owls are weird. SCORE 267
Meow… SCORE 9
The more you know. SCORE 338
Game of thrones. SCORE 138
WIN ONCE AGAIN FOR RON SWANSON. SCORE 1
That’s enough time with my kitten, tiny hooman. SCORE 259
You already know too much. SCORE 218
America lately. SCORE 209
Resisting a rest! SCORE 202
The Oxford Comma SCORE 7
.. SCORE -13
When you are sad. SCORE 277
Facts abbot Canada SCORE 0
DOUBLE DREAM FEET! SCORE 1
A Daddy’s letter to his ‘Little One’ and her future husband. SCORE 62
Then fill the glass with water. SCORE 185
Late Night Breakfast SCORE 1
If you had to choose… SCORE 11
Even dogs have standards. SCORE 214
Police Troll ;) SCORE 25
Put this in every textbook. SCORE 295
How I feel on the days of summer… SCORE 308
Well Played Taylor, Well Played SCORE 22
Probably. SCORE 182