At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Truth. SCORE 183
Wrong Show SCORE 192
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
I love you more than… SCORE 122
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 243
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
I was mugged! SCORE 130
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
BROFIST SCORE -2
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 269
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
I yawned! SCORE 10
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
My feelings toward college. SCORE 157
Word! SCORE 20
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Self checkout. SCORE 243