Turns out my professor does read the papers we turn in SCORE 154
Take off the mask SCORE 159
Words SCORE 197
Marry someone from Google. SCORE 177
Head bump, bro! SCORE 12
Life of a college student. SCORE 12
Master Che(i)f SCORE 1
The selfie stick. SCORE 11
Blasphemy SCORE 13
Marriage. SCORE 109
All aboard! SCORE 10
Kids these days… SCORE 167
I guess that I should pay attention in class today SCORE 153
Rube Goldberg Predicts Super Bowl Outcome Perfectly SCORE 1
Wizard fails to account for microfluidics SCORE 8
Kitty cleaning the floors. SCORE 7
He made his bed… SCORE 17
Dessert Stomach SCORE 120
The saddest receipt SCORE 164
Smile. SCORE 11
Cats. SCORE 144
Seems legit. SCORE 126
A dog’s life SCORE 10
Can’t wait for the release. SCORE 14
What people talk about at work SCORE 9
The mighty milipede SCORE 198
I’m not racist, but… SCORE 94
Ultra Stark Hairspray SCORE 8
Jerk cheese. SCORE 149
Velocirapture SCORE 13
College tuition. SCORE 13
Jon Hamm does what he wants SCORE 186
