embrace the mistake SCORE 32
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
she does have that look in her eyes. lol SCORE 28
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
smart shopping SCORE 39
food art SCORE 52
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
good night’s sleep ruined SCORE 35
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
hot take! SCORE 59
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
neow SCORE 31
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
as you should feel SCORE 41
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
at least he listened SCORE 25
my daily workout SCORE 24
literally any fact SCORE 52
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
good luck surviving the night, gentlemen! SCORE 28
calculated risk taker SCORE 32
he might be right SCORE 30
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
