Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
No shame. SCORE 1167
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 968
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
Heard you’re pregnant… SCORE 291
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1716
Buffering. SCORE 814
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 291
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1013
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 613
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
1st rule of buddy system? SCORE 246
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
If you can’t find it in 3 minutes… SCORE 771
Awesome mom is awesome. SCORE 349
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
Throwing stars are overrated. SCORE 185
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 126
4/21. SCORE 617
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
Things to do when you’re stuck at the airport. SCORE 482
A wild homework appeared! SCORE 425
Har har har. SCORE 411
Marathon. SCORE 2146
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
Do want. SCORE 1043
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 449
How to get more coments. SCORE 957
