Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
Hop. Plop. SCORE 109
herry. stahp. wat err yer doen herry. SCORE 3
You think I’m cute? SCORE 154
Chance of getting hired at a job interview. SCORE 94
I don’t always find you… SCORE 91
Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
I am home. SCORE 3
Surprise me. SCORE 97
But it smells so good… SCORE -2
Eye of the sparrow. SCORE 54
Starbucks at 8 am. SCORE 115
My OCD senses are tingling. SCORE 158
It’s the most sexiest time of the year. SCORE 104
The ultimate dog shaming. SCORE 26
That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
NOKIA PHONES SCORE 6
You deserve this bar of chocolate because… SCORE 226
A cat’s life. SCORE 116
Should you get back together? SCORE 269
Accuracy SCORE 130
The Interwebz SCORE 1
You can see me? SCORE 149
Sleeping is dumb. SCORE 69
What people really hear. SCORE 83
Birth control pills should be for men. SCORE 234
Things no one says anymore. SCORE 142
Smart Car SCORE 3
Dog year problems. SCORE 195
Thank you Mom SCORE 153
The internet. SCORE 152
perfectly timed photos SCORE 3
