When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
Sometime in the early 1900s SCORE 71
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
When you break your leg, but… SCORE 71
I wanna play this game SCORE 126
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
Date a man who… SCORE 125
Star Vars SCORE 56
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
This is adorable SCORE 135
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
Found in the trash. Homeless person gets a job, needs shoes, and the public helps! SCORE 202
The truth hurts SCORE 40
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
They’re, their, and there SCORE 173
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
God Created The Dog And Said… SCORE 117
Ooops? SCORE 118
More lives than a cat SCORE 171
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
When I die… SCORE 130
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
Oh, Canada. SCORE 134
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
Growing up with glasses SCORE 133
RIP SCORE 63
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
That moment of realization… SCORE 103