Australians and their cricket SCORE 1
How well I sleep… SCORE 70
My anaconda don’t want none, unless you defeat the Huns, son. SCORE 127
Nobody knows horsepower like I do. SCORE 116
This really turns me on… SCORE 14
Feeding homeless animals. SCORE 164
Whipped. SCORE 9
Or die trying… SCORE 170
The red paperclip makes it SCORE 184
Pole dancing. SCORE 117
British doctors. SCORE 260
BOOOOOOSH!!! SCORE 5
Me at a bar. SCORE 196
Pulsing heart SCORE 17
Halloween costumes. SCORE 152
Was not excepting that… SCORE 107
Columbian Man SCORE 172
Hiding my hangover with sunglasses and a hoodie. SCORE 7
Zorba has two eye colors… in each eye. SCORE 150
Sherlock + Coke. Forever. SCORE 219
Crushes, Frozen Yogurt, and a Fake Game of Thrones Spoiler SCORE -1
Poor moon… SCORE 13
Crayola Color Chart, 1903-2010 SCORE 137
There are two types of girls on Halloween. SCORE 185
How Do You Sleep At Night? SCORE 166
Extroverts. SCORE 9
Huffpost fixes mistake, makes same mistake in Correction SCORE 11
Katy Perry fan. SCORE 175
A better way to pour orange juice. SCORE 111
Pump action bike SCORE 12
Non-disguised blessings. SCORE 134
You will never be this happy. SCORE 137
