McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
The one true science SCORE 32
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
There’s always one… SCORE 29
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
He’s seen some things… SCORE 20
Big hmm… SCORE 32
Sweet Jesus… SCORE 23
*gunshots* SCORE 22
Respect, Sheriff Javier. SCORE 34
Cat’s often dominate. SCORE 25
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
Tis only a flesh wound… SCORE 22
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
Wouldn’t want anyone stealing… SCORE 12
This kid lives. SCORE 41
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
Take your kids to the park. SCORE 31
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 39
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
Private school looks legit… SCORE 21
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
