When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Howling lessons SCORE 9
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Burn!!! SCORE 1
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
The Twortle SCORE 142
Trollololo! SCORE 151
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
2pactopus SCORE 113
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Same thing… SCORE 21
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
Accurate. SCORE 146
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
The power of barking SCORE 18
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455