Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
1st rule of buddy system? SCORE 246
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
Our planet needs us. SCORE 1214
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 613
The Lion King Rises. SCORE 681
Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
Are they twins? SCORE 590
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
Patrick! SCORE 1033
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
Sleeping like a boss. SCORE 595
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1013
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 291
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 126
Congratulations… SCORE 777
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 449
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
4/21. SCORE 617
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 968
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
Buffering. SCORE 814
Marathon. SCORE 2146
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507