you need to finish your vegetables first! SCORE 20
we’re all just introverted otters on the inside SCORE 32
your parents have a cat now SCORE 48
i’m moving to this good boi’s town SCORE 24
i will not drive 7 hours for chips and dip SCORE 39
a brilliant idea SCORE 18
i win SCORE 35
whatever it takes SCORE 25
negative parenting 101 SCORE 35
just another friday SCORE 23
it’s called being patriotic SCORE 16
the one who got away SCORE 23
i can’t control the weather SCORE 36
call failed SCORE 21
he wins the game SCORE 14
it’s called fashion SCORE 20
an of course there’s a shard missing SCORE 10
the owl is all of us SCORE 18
an evil bag SCORE 28
it works! SCORE 31
makes me laugh every time SCORE 33
it’s a me, chris pratt SCORE 10
goodbye Jeffrey, you were my best friend SCORE 25
come back to the office they said, it’ll fun they said SCORE 40
sometimes you just gotta pull the ears back SCORE 33
this is all your fault, larry SCORE 26
everything is fine SCORE 33
my enemies shall kneel before me SCORE 34
he’s too old for this sh** SCORE 40
just act casual SCORE 21
oprah never saw it coming SCORE 22
close enough SCORE 33