I just became more metal SCORE 34
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
We both go down, together SCORE 55
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
She’s doomed SCORE 51
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
15, max. SCORE 51
No hollow gesture here SCORE 84
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
A match made in pineapple heaven SCORE 40
What did I do to make this happen? SCORE 31
Dreams do come true SCORE 65
Mother fluffer SCORE 39
16 glasses of wine at a time SCORE 33
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
I’d watch that movie SCORE 36
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 77
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Busted! SCORE 31
Real American hero SCORE 41
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
