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I+like+big+books+%26%23038%3B+I+cannot+lie.
gods+gift+to+kazoo
gods gift to kazoo SCORE 30
La+Croix+lawyers+would+like+a+word%26%238230%3B
La Croix lawyers would like a word… SCORE 28
Miss+you%26%238230%3B
Miss you… SCORE 34
Put+that+recipe+on+the+back+of+the+box%2C+IMO.
Put that recipe on the back of the box, IMO. SCORE 31
My+house+key%26%238230%3B
My house key… SCORE 32
leaf+go+brrr
leaf go brrr SCORE 36
This+grocery+store+has+a+parking+lot+for+boats.
This grocery store has a parking lot for boats. SCORE 26
You+are+small+scale.
You are small scale. SCORE 39
OMG+they+were+not+roommates%2C+bruv.
OMG they were not roommates, bruv. SCORE 33
This+is+what+a+beaver+dam+looks+like
This is what a beaver dam looks like SCORE 28
You+done+goofed%2C+homie.
You done goofed, homie. SCORE 16
If+I+write+it+down%2C+I%26%238217%3Bll+have+to+burn+the+book%26%238230%3B
If I write it down, I’ll have to burn the book… SCORE 34
Disagree+largely%2C+generally.
Disagree largely, generally. SCORE 27
Look+for+the+helpers.
Look for the helpers. SCORE 32
It%26%238217%3Bs+the+little+things%26%238230%3B
It’s the little things… SCORE 27
roaarrrwwwrr+roowr.
roaarrrwwwrr roowr. SCORE 33
Thoughts+and+prayers+for+the+forgotten+bouncy+balls.
Thoughts and prayers for the forgotten bouncy balls. SCORE 31
OK+but+where+is+the+hard+hat%3F
OK but where is the hard hat? SCORE 27
ppptppptppthhptp
ppptppptppthhptp SCORE 26
Every+Dwayne+%26%238216%3BThe+Rock%26%238217%3B+Johnson+movie
Every Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson movie SCORE 26
Socially+distanced+tea+with+friends.
Socially distanced tea with friends. SCORE 30
Counting+around+the+world.+Tally+hooo%21
Counting around the world. Tally hooo! SCORE 33
Thank+you+for+your+service.
Thank you for your service. SCORE 33
Off+we+go.
Off we go. SCORE 35
Working+from+home%26%238230%3B
Working from home… SCORE 26
%26%238230%3Band+they+believe+him.
…and they believe him. SCORE 27
PPE+vending+machines+are+a+2020+vibe.
PPE vending machines are a 2020 vibe. SCORE 31
The+gato+has+seen+some+things%26%238230%3B
The gato has seen some things… SCORE 28
Yeah.+You%26%238217%3Bre+right+bud%2C+but+did+we+need+to+go+there%3F
Yeah. You’re right bud, but did we need to go there? SCORE 35
So+basically%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+not+vewy+large
So basically, I’m not vewy large SCORE 29
Worth+a+try%2C+anyway.
Worth a try, anyway. SCORE 40
Always+wondered+where+the+1-hit+piece+was%26%238230%3B
Always wondered where the 1-hit piece was… SCORE 23
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