Truth, this is. SCORE 30
Mercy kill… SCORE 32
And my axe. SCORE 55
Explain that to your future children’s children’s children. SCORE 20
More of an elbow guy, personally. SCORE 27
It could’ve just ended there… SCORE 44
When whales fly… SCORE 30
ACTIVATE! ACTIVATE! SCORE 28
IT PUTS ME BACK! SCORE 24
The truth behind egg nog. An origin story. SCORE 1
Alex Trebek in all his glory roundabout 1977. SCORE 26
Love, ughhh, finds a way. SCORE 25
You should learn to shut your current one… SCORE 36
Thanks I hate bags of pringles. SCORE 27
Now you ruined the click. SCORE 35
Why is that a thing… SCORE 45
I’ve never wanted to burn US Currency before… SCORE 20
The expensive one? SCORE 22
And here we go… SCORE 24
The many corns. SCORE 23
Ozzy and his granddaughter are quite the pair. SCORE 33
Also frogs. SCORE 18
Whenever my wife or I want Little Ceasers we send each other this picture with no context. SCORE 28
Dads these days, amiright? SCORE 33
How are your 2021 goals coming along? SCORE 22
Well at least you can say you tried. SCORE 35
AND I’D DO IT AGAIN SCORE 23
Afghan boy with a plastic bag for a jersey got to meet Messi. SCORE 38
Just language things… SCORE 25
When life mimics art. SCORE 28
Well. OK then. SCORE 3
Hear me out, man… SCORE 27