who are you, harry potter? SCORE 24
the world is your oyster SCORE 25
a punchable enter key to help you take out some anger at work SCORE 22
well well well, if it isn’t ricky pee pee, here to finally pay for his crimes SCORE 27
phrases that could have been said in the 1300s include SCORE 21
victor frankenstein would have loved build a bear SCORE 28
did we just become best friends? SCORE 16
a motorized pool float to make sure your sunday is especially lazy SCORE 24
they’re not drowning, you don’t have to save them SCORE 33
they say nothing is impossible. clearly they’ve never tried touching two magnets together with the same poles SCORE 14
doing math at 7-11 is not easy when you just want some taquitos SCORE 23
incredible cherry potato plants that yield double crops SCORE 34
their fear is only temporary. sadly, so is my pleasure SCORE 24
judges judily SCORE 20
thank you for putting up with me SCORE 23
what cupcakes are called in canada SCORE 23
i’m never going to financially recover from this SCORE 23
bear with me SCORE 26
the villain just really wants to impress the hero. maybe grab dinner sometime SCORE 28
my roomba has made a very powerful enemy today SCORE 23
we can make him better than he was before SCORE 29
the possibilities of what i can accomplish are limitless SCORE 27
how to maximize having fun at a gym before getting kicked out SCORE 35
horror story with a happy ending SCORE 36
it’s a funny painting worth laughing at for an extended period of time SCORE 30
whoop there it is SCORE 23
a fruit hammock, for when you want your produce to be more relaxed than you SCORE 21
this would be a good prank to pull on your significant other. just make sure they don’t call a plumber SCORE 14
a bear’s guide to spooning. are you the spoon or the teaspoon? SCORE 5
put the steps back or pay the consequences SCORE 25
silent forgiveness is perfectly acceptable self care SCORE 26
gangster flowers: for when you want to start a garden but don’t want to lose credit with the mafia SCORE 22