He looked out the kitchen window. SCORE 118
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
Forever alone dog. SCORE 210
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
Ladies… SCORE 158
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346
How to troll a billboard. SCORE 255
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 310
It’s better than yours. SCORE 219
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
Pokémon. SCORE 310
Real food!!! SCORE 260
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
Anybody else? SCORE 284
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 296
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
23% more fuel efficient than a real horse. SCORE 314
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
Laughterhouse. SCORE 120
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
Discuss. SCORE -25
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
