dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
eat more ice cream for breakfast SCORE 27
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
my voice is the worst SCORE 34
dog wood trees SCORE 26
when life imitates art SCORE 24
welcome to humansville SCORE 31
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
we have one useful hand SCORE 22
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
only feathers SCORE 9
this is what i mean SCORE 41
you’re not an alpha male SCORE 40
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
species and age, please SCORE 40
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
pupils dilate SCORE 43
keeps missing scene SCORE 30
beavers hate water SCORE 35
when you see how amazing you really are SCORE 32
at least there are cats SCORE 20
sleeps on arm SCORE 16
delivery robot lost in the woods SCORE 29
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 21
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
roger roger SCORE 14
