the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20
my next hobby SCORE 13
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
medical mystery SCORE 25
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
i just love food too much SCORE 21
ley’s go skiing SCORE 38
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
more dogs than you could have guessed SCORE 32
am i a dog? SCORE 33
you’re probably faking it SCORE 51
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
no trash panda was harmed SCORE 16
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 15
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
very subtle SCORE 17
memes cure everything SCORE 10
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
how old book smell is created SCORE 31
throw them out SCORE 18
i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14
smells like sadness SCORE 16
