Pet rejection is the worst kind of rejection. SCORE 68
The manager of the cleaning company we use had a wholesome reaction when I accidentally sent her a text meant for my wife. SCORE 79
Mother speaking a language that everyone understands. SCORE 79
My dog looks like the girl from that meme SCORE 48
Hydrophobic Sand SCORE 88
Hittin the grind so hard it kills SCORE 95
Boop SCORE 50
"I’ll just sleep right here so nobody steals my food" SCORE 81
Swipe right for Jesus. SCORE 55
How to properly make a toast SCORE 102
Cat gives his friend a relaxing message SCORE 66
Dads in the office. SCORE 72
Buh Bye now! SCORE 47
This is the view from the Pizza Hut balcony in Egypt. SCORE 61
Can I help you human? SCORE 60
I. Can’t. Wait. SCORE 41
Those Years Of Pot (smashing) Have Finally Caught SCORE 71
You Just Can’t Marry The First Person You Meet SCORE 54
Just making that clear. SCORE 79
Life in 2017… SCORE 70
I’ve been dating my girlfriend for six years… SCORE 45
I rest my case. SCORE 57
Denny’s is always there to help out SCORE 84
How often did he save everyone on Gilligans island? SCORE 82
My friend had this "service animal" on her flight today SCORE 59
WebMD, increasing anxiety since 1996 SCORE 59
Branch Manager & Assistant to the Branch Manager. SCORE 75
Don’t mind me i’m just the milkman SCORE 58
Took me a second… SCORE 67
Classic. SCORE 39
Let him fight! SCORE 78
Gotta love the Colonel! SCORE 93