A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
+ cry. SCORE 118
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Mama no. SCORE 51
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
The things we do for each other… SCORE 82
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
I GUESS SCORE 45
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47