I’m not above the law. SCORE 38
Recursed tea… SCORE 25
Learn to prosper by yourself SCORE 27
Yes? Father is that you? SCORE 31
*huff* that’s not what I meant. SCORE 28
Look at the statistics, tho. SCORE 27
This is what we call art. SCORE 26
When you lie on the resume but nail the interview… SCORE 28
The dog seems confused. SCORE 14
Thanks mom… SCORE 26
Hands free, my arse… SCORE 29
Dad missed the joke… SCORE 38
It’s kind of my thing this year… SCORE 31
OK Slinky Dog makes a good tattoo :/ SCORE 36
On millennials and tea. SCORE 43
1985 school lunches were hard to beat. SCORE 25
Survivor from the Australia’s fires. SCORE 27
Being married is hard. SCORE 30
New cat friend after a visit to the vet, a good clean-up, and a full meal SCORE 36
Succ it up, Em. SCORE 31
1993 Halle Berry was rad. SCORE 25
Japan gets all the good KitKats… :/ SCORE 21
Protect this one. SCORE 30
Wow. No need to rub it in… SCORE 22
Lick more and stay healthy out there. SCORE 27
Seriously Mona, cut the crap. SCORE 37
boop activated… SCORE 26
Kraken ad on a London Bus SCORE 28
Right on the pavement SCORE 37
I’m not sure what you were expecting… SCORE 29
$6.95 E-mail Delivery Fee? Send it by owl, thanks… SCORE 25
Amway and bust? SCORE 31
