It took me 5 minutes to write that text... SCORE 181
My friend got this gem today at the bank. SCORE 73
Back to school SCORE 91
Someone call a shark doctor! SCORE 112
Putting a bun in the oven SCORE 157
Where to wear a mustache SCORE 108
Did anyone else see the BBC subtitle writer gave up on life during Kanye’s Glastonbury set? SCORE 247
You may be cool... SCORE 146
Don't use drugs. SCORE 153
He Looks So Peaceful SCORE 128
Take note, Kellyanne. SCORE 103
Accurate SCORE 140
The city used to use hollowed out logs as water mains. Circa 1860. SCORE 52
Live like someone left the gate open... SCORE 209
Different sizes, same attitude SCORE 142
George W. Bush painting a portrait. This guy hobbies. SCORE 113
Papa bless SCORE 40
How I Feel When Women Talk About Colors SCORE 95
Cats. SCORE 120
Displeased Bill Clinton. SCORE 205
Canadian Burn SCORE 156
Incredible Star Wars Posters SCORE 123
Have a Merry Christmas. SCORE 88
A robot that does your nails SCORE 55
And now you know how fencing is made. SCORE 175
Whovians be like SCORE 167
Typical cat SCORE 124
Enjoy your stay SCORE 94
Flip from tight rope to skateboard SCORE 162
That's called drowning... SCORE 248
Be Nice to Yourself SCORE 162
Internet? Yes, this is cat. SCORE 98
