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If+I+were+tiny+I+would+sleep+on+a+marshmallow.
Workers+eradicate+first+nest+of+%26%238216%3Bmurder+hornets%26%238217%3B+found+in+US
Workers eradicate first nest of ‘murder hornets’ found in US SCORE 26
Beat+that+thing%2C+boy.
Beat that thing, boy. SCORE 29
TO+BATTLE
TO BATTLE SCORE 24
It%26%238217%3Bs+always+funny+the+14th+time
It’s always funny the 14th time SCORE 24
Accurate+relationships.
Accurate relationships. SCORE 28
The+dolphins+tried+to+warn+us
The dolphins tried to warn us SCORE 31
Just+dropped+off+my+ballot.+Good+luck%2C+Kanye%21+%26%238211%3B+Conan%2C+probably.
Just dropped off my ballot. Good luck, Kanye! – Conan, probably. SCORE 20
%26%238230%3Band+here+we+go.
…and here we go. SCORE 23
Hail+the+queen%21
Hail the queen! SCORE 30
Predictable%2C+really.
Predictable, really. SCORE 30
The+Supernatural+was+ahead+of+the+curve.
The Supernatural was ahead of the curve. SCORE 34
Then%26%238230%3B+she+got%26%238230%3B+THE+SPRAY+BOTTLE%21%21%21
Then… she got… THE SPRAY BOTTLE!!! SCORE 22
C+O+N+T+A+C+T
C O N T A C T SCORE 24
Really+not+winning+at+much%2C+are+we%3F
Really not winning at much, are we? SCORE 30
Wait+a+minute%26%238230%3B
Wait a minute… SCORE 16
deuces%26%238230%3B
deuces… SCORE 28
Small+town+USA%2C+in+an+echo+chamber.
Small town USA, in an echo chamber. SCORE 36
Right+in+the+kisser%21
Right in the kisser! SCORE 21
Teach+your+children+well.
Teach your children well. SCORE 19
Whom+Framed+Roger+Rabbit+cosplay
Whom Framed Roger Rabbit cosplay SCORE 30
Never+could+figure+that+one+out%26%238230%3B
Never could figure that one out… SCORE 18
Don%26%238217%3Bt+step+on+a+leaf+or+you%26%238217%3Bll+break+your+nephews+neck.
Don’t step on a leaf or you’ll break your nephews neck. SCORE 28
Horse+Fingers+go+clomp.
Horse Fingers go clomp. SCORE 18
Medium+sized+Alaskan+native.
Medium sized Alaskan native. SCORE 29
watch+out+for+jiggles%26%238230%3B
watch out for jiggles… SCORE 24
Maybe+he+was+just+too+slow%3F
Maybe he was just too slow? SCORE 24
Another+thing+to+stress+about+every+morning.
Another thing to stress about every morning. SCORE 25
Fractional+babies+are+problematic.
Fractional babies are problematic. SCORE 25
You+will+never+win.
You will never win. SCORE 32
She%26%238217%3Bs+called+Frank+the+Tank.
She’s called Frank the Tank. SCORE 27
We+still+rollin%26%238217%3B+boo.
We still rollin’ boo. SCORE 22
Forbidden+rock+candy.
Forbidden rock candy. SCORE 24
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we+all+want+this
we all want this SCORE 56
Is+this+not+a+Denny%26%238217%3Bs%3F
Is this not a Denny’s? SCORE 16
the+camera+adds+15+pounds
the camera adds 15 pounds SCORE 30
i%26%238217%3Bm+still+a+rockstar
i’m still a rockstar SCORE 39
works+the+same.+i+don%26%238217%3Bt+see+the+problem
works the same. i don’t see the problem SCORE 42
he+instantly+regretted+his+decision
he instantly regretted his decision SCORE 33
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