Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -17
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
They know the truth. SCORE 78
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
WWJD? SCORE 96
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
Trust no one SCORE 106
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 72
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
He’s bananas SCORE 206
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 93
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 111
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
Christmas is for kids SCORE 56
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
Never sink SCORE 146