I love you. SCORE 20
Please be troll. SCORE 194
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
New books. SCORE 200
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
All the Navies! SCORE 172
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
Seems legit. SCORE 150
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
Friends. SCORE 213
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
Accurate. SCORE 257
Ladies… SCORE 173
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
