Super smart. SCORE 18
Tail waggin’ good. SCORE 14
Total deaths per planet. SCORE 138
hehe SCORE 165
Willem Dafoe should be the next Joker SCORE 127
Only as a friend. SCORE 11
Why did the chicken cross the road? SCORE 292
Do you believe in miracles? 34 years ago today! SCORE 4
Hold. On. Just. One. Second. HE HAD EYEBROWS?!?!?! SCORE 180
Just girly things! SCORE 12
What if?!?!?!?! SCORE 193
Meanwhile, in Toy Story 3. SCORE -14
Dogs vs. cats. SCORE 21
Next summer I’ll be six… SCORE 256
Close enough… SCORE 12
Space Unicorn SCORE 8
Twins? SCORE 172
A moment of silence for the fallen. SCORE 296
The world would be a better place… SCORE 174
Mesmerizing cat SCORE 170
My McDonald’s pancake has a serial number. SCORE 149
What the devil!? SCORE 152
Love. SCORE 137
Clever Tabasco Ad SCORE 225
Got my weave did. SCORE 112
Nip. Not even once SCORE 19
Just Putin this out there SCORE 143
Members only. SCORE 8
I think that this book series is a bit racist. SCORE 218
Feminism. SCORE 137
According to my calculations… SCORE 21
How I came out to my entire extended family at once. SCORE 384
