Every time I spend the night at my girlfriend’s… SCORE 187
Returned… SCORE 14
Why I’ve never felt comfortable using these things… SCORE 140
True story. SCORE 385
The world’s quietest room. SCORE 384
Exactly. SCORE 170
STAR TREK HELP ME! SCORE 5
Where they are now… SCORE 30
Mom was right about a lot of things. SCORE 229
I hate clothing tags. SCORE 171
Your are better at Dying! SCORE 18
How are you feeling today? SCORE 64
Every time. SCORE 294
My heart just melted. SCORE 82
The Times Photoshoot. SCORE 282
There’s no food left in the house SCORE 116
You are so cute… SCORE 335
Basically. SCORE 171
Oh Google. SCORE 224
The necklace I bought at an Imagine Dragons concert…Very Original Design. SCORE 14
Dem feels. SCORE 448
Canceling plans. SCORE 222
SONDER SCORE 21
This is the Skycycle, a ride in Japan that is pedal powered. SCORE 283
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden SCORE 321
The Feels SCORE 14
Applied Theoretical Physics SCORE 4
My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. SCORE 191
Eargasm Worthy SCORE -7
That’s a striking resemblance. SCORE 310
Get in there! SCORE 9
If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning… SCORE 265