Best Pillow EVER SCORE 12
When someone asks me how my life is going SCORE 8
Seriously. SCORE 214
Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming… SCORE 186
The 12 days of a doggy Christmas! SCORE 202
Game over. SCORE 15
I’m drownin in it SCORE 11
When I try to play sports SCORE 13
Squid Hat SCORE -16
Every gym owner on January 1st. SCORE 11
How I spent my New Year’s Eve. SCORE 0
I need easier goals… SCORE 17
Poem by a Hungry Cat SCORE 167
Becoming a vegetarian… SCORE 176
totally! SCORE 210
Walked into a Best Buy today… SCORE 198
Something is wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner SCORE 16
Yes. Yes I would. SCORE 244
If I could have any super power. SCORE 157
I owned the stage. SCORE 16
Taking off my skinny jeans SCORE 10
Pun! SCORE 198
I’ve read Harry Potter. SCORE 16
It has begun… SCORE 95
C’mon man, there’re three bowls here SCORE 15
Blankets. SCORE 153
Josh Hutcherson making fun of his own height. SCORE 269
It’s that time of year again SCORE 8
Justin Timberlake. SCORE 233
Things you never hear SCORE 213
Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11
Pun! SCORE 140
