Got fired from the nuclear power plant today. Gave my boss the middle finger and walked out. SCORE 61
Sorry not sorry – Michelangelo, probably SCORE 26
Papa bless SCORE 95
Academics SCORE 44
Puppy acting kitty-like. SCORE 58
Stops at every rest stop SCORE 41
This shouldn’t have to be said. SCORE 137
We shall slep SCORE 64
I say Beauty of Life. SCORE 95
Burn the heathen! SCORE 58
Just sayin SCORE 53
My attempt at Venom SCORE 74
Instant regret SCORE 76
Ancient Roman glass gaming die from the second century SCORE 84
The flowers are singing! SCORE 48
adulting be like SCORE 118
Bring the kids! SCORE 48
Axe from Viking era, before and after conservation (1100 years old) SCORE 77
When your cat runs across the keyboard SCORE 55
Three easy ways to kick the bucket. SCORE 45
Just Realized That My Bf Never Asked Me To… SCORE 84
A Heart-shaped Lightning Strike SCORE 110
A very unique street in Spain SCORE 55
When your mother-in-law offers to watch the children for the weekend SCORE 44
Float copper is nearly pure metal, sheared out of an ore vein by a glacier during the Ice Ages. This is the largest known piece in the world, at 56,400 pounds SCORE 83
No dating for the batman SCORE 83
To hell with me. SCORE 91
I specifically requested the opposite of this SCORE 83
Step up your bath game. SCORE 45
Benefits of being a Vet SCORE 87
To go pack! SCORE 34
This is why you don’t use tinder for jokes. SCORE 80
