see you tomorrow SCORE 27
at least there are cats SCORE 20
when life imitates art SCORE 24
pupils dilate SCORE 43
growing toe beans SCORE 33
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
dog bites everything SCORE 23
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
we have one useful hand SCORE 22
roger roger SCORE 14
we are the math problem SCORE 36
my voice is the worst SCORE 34
keeps missing scene SCORE 30
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
species and age, please SCORE 40
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
beavers hate water SCORE 35
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 21