me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 32
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 33
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
and for no reason your life flashes before your eyes SCORE 29
when you’re walking down the cereal aisle and see yourself in the security monitor SCORE 16
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
depressed dog wanted to stay on vacation SCORE 26
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
ikea is grown up lego SCORE 22
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 86
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
cute winking cat SCORE 19