the words just never come out right SCORE 38
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
rude diet SCORE 36
everything is south america now SCORE 46
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
place your bets! SCORE 48
it was only a kiss, it was only a kiss SCORE 37
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 21
the shape of soup SCORE 44
i feel seen SCORE 31
she’s living the dream SCORE 43
come to daddy! SCORE 30
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
worth every sin SCORE 33
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
the original American badass SCORE 88
it all makes sense now SCORE 32
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
oh sweet release SCORE 50
fan theories SCORE 33
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
