Sloth too lazy to eat. SCORE 95
Meet Kristina Chesterman. SCORE 204
Wasted. SCORE 6
I have a confession to make SCORE 16
Anything can be a sexy Halloween costume. SCORE 5
When my name’s in a math problem. SCORE 182
Nutella and I. SCORE 9
Which came first? SCORE 114
The blue lingcod fish has blue flesh. SCORE 15
Well, I feel insignificant now. SCORE 116
This happens way too often… SCORE 200
Rap Has Changed SCORE 130
Girl problems. SCORE 243
Finally a restaurant that truly understands me! SCORE 138
Witherspoon? SCORE 188
That’s what your mom said. SCORE 232
Doctors’ notes. SCORE 135
Way below average… SCORE 221
The power of keyboard cat SCORE 0
Damn you, Ikea… SCORE 13
If Disney princesses were sloths SCORE 97
Master of trolls. SCORE 20
The deepest dish. SCORE 12
The proper way to eat pumpkin pie. SCORE 128
Period clothes. SCORE 157
The future. SCORE 172
Complex carbohydrates. SCORE 115
Europeans Trying to Dodge the Spoilers SCORE -2
Nerds win. SCORE 171
Why T-Rex can’t clap his hands. SCORE 113
Girls be like. SCORE 10
In the Beginning… SCORE 169