Kids get a $2 discount if they read a book aloud to this barber in Michigan while he sorts them out SCORE 143
Local wholesome grass cutters who only work for hugs! SCORE 208
5 things to avoid on your first date. SCORE 157
The truth about Whoville. SCORE 215
A true hero. SCORE 145
How do you study for finals? SCORE 285
A professional guitarist's fingers at the end of a tour SCORE 76
Made of match sticks. SCORE 137
Politics in America. SCORE 127
AK-47 with chainsaw bayonet. SCORE 223
Too deep SCORE 163
Hipster Marty McFly. SCORE 120
I think we'll be ok. SCORE 98
We're gonna miss you. SCORE 271
Today was my last day after being laid off. I left this on my chair before I clocked out for the last time. SCORE 62
S'mores cinnamon roll cake SCORE 105
Warning: Pupper dissolves in water SCORE 76
Maybe she wasn't born with it. SCORE 106
A romantic evening with Tom. SCORE 257
Uneducated Teenagers SCORE 163
So many feels SCORE 135
Voldemort is like a teen girl. SCORE 220
The work of a genius SCORE 88
I have no idea SCORE 114
Uncomfortable Bill during tonight's debate SCORE 35
High School Teachers vs College Professors SCORE 147
Characters that live in the shadows between light and dark SCORE 135
Women vs. men. SCORE 97
A Haiku about getting out of bed SCORE 39
My relationship with math. SCORE 93
Sunset in the Water SCORE 183
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -18
