omg he still sends a bday card to the dog every year! SCORE 30
“maybe his legs needs some extra help” is such an amazing answer SCORE 32
jennys number. this one person at mcdonald’s had it but no one else did SCORE 12
if a cat is a cat burglar then are they called human burglars? SCORE 29
goth on the outside, soft on the inside SCORE 28
that’s not weird al. it is, in fact, kid rock SCORE 26
my bladder is the real morning alarm SCORE 25
somehow i know i said it wrong SCORE 21
the therapy dog at this dentist looks like he needs to go to therapy SCORE 27
only the truly desperate end up on page 2 of google search results SCORE 11
ronaldo standing up for a young fan SCORE 32
the mothman statue is draggin a wagon SCORE 25
lol his wife made sure to leave him instructions on how to feed the kids SCORE 12
someone didn’t see the arrow pointing to the left SCORE 14
the reason the pyramids are still in egypt SCORE 48
a real snake that looks like a kids best attempt to draw a snake SCORE 29
hanging out the passenger side no longer makes you a scrub SCORE 26
it’s important to humble kids SCORE 31
there’s a guilt trip for everything and i don’t like it. let me binge watch netflix in peace! SCORE 44
nice SCORE 12
how to get divorced in three easy steps SCORE 13
what it says vs what you read SCORE 6
when someone wants to ask you a question SCORE 11
this is very high school but also very cute SCORE 33
there is also a dog SCORE 29
this is why some games i just refuse to play SCORE 28
she made the bathroom her business SCORE 27
world’s greatest potato peeler SCORE 18
a fitbit is just a tamagotchi for humans SCORE 26
the Olympics by hunger games style SCORE 31
rachel and mike lasted two weeks after this facebook post SCORE 20
would you take this offer? SCORE 40
