I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
Thanks Dan. Always good news coverage. SCORE 20
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
I’m not crying, we’re crying! SCORE 41
Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
I do not think you know the meaning of that word… Spring Break, circa 1985. SCORE 8
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
Karen can get it. SCORE 43
Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
We’ll send our best! SCORE 23
We can do it! SCORE 30
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
Villains say things hero’s can’t. SCORE 31