the cat isn’t fooled SCORE 31
waiting at the mental bus stop SCORE 27
did you hear the honk? SCORE 26
that’s a snake SCORE 22
hasn’t failed me yet SCORE 26
i relate to this 3 year old so much SCORE 29
welcome to the working world, kid SCORE 20
holy dog SCORE 20
burns so good SCORE 4
always screaming SCORE 5
emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8
everything else sucks SCORE 16
evil genius SCORE 13
pure happiness SCORE 20
i’m the joke SCORE 19
loin king SCORE 27
flan from god SCORE 20
the leaning tower of snowman SCORE 39
more milk per milk SCORE 17
happy birthday! SCORE 19
time is of the essence SCORE 17
not even mad SCORE 26
get it together, dr fisher! SCORE 23
beer goes in, beer goes out SCORE 15
dirty talk SCORE 21
the dog has not been unlocked yet SCORE 30
the worst SCORE 19
she slept the entire flight SCORE 14
disappointed hedgehog SCORE 23
supportively unsupportive SCORE 16
it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19
i don’t think he can SCORE 7